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Autobiography of A.J. Abrams, aka "The World's Greatest":
NAME: Abrams, A.J.
TEAM NAME: The World's Greatest
MEMBER SINCE: 2001
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Dave Hoffman
BIRTHDAY: 03/11/1980
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: letsgocardinals@yahoo.com
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 Autobiography
of Chris Amistadi, aka "Tower Tee Baggers":
NAME: Amistadi, Chris
TEAM NAME: Tower Tee Baggers
MEMBER SINCE: 2009
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Chuck Schick - Lawyer Asshole
BIRTHDAY: 06/12/1974
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: camistadi@gmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Andrew Bast, aka "Old Bomb":
NAME: Bast, Andrew
TEAM NAME: Old Bomb
MEMBER SINCE: 2009
REFERRED BY: Jay Fischbein
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 05/30/1972
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: ajb@zubatkin.com
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 Autobiography
of Tim Boyer, aka "Stiff Shaft":
NAME: Boyer, Tim
TEAM NAME: Stiff Shaft
MEMBER SINCE: 2005
REFERRED BY: Dusty
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Dave Hoffman
BIRTHDAY: 01/26/1978
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: timothyjboyer@yahoo.com
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 Autobiography
of Doug Britt, aka "Doogie5000":
NAME: Britt, Doug
TEAM NAME: Doogie5000
MEMBER SINCE: 2002
REFERRED BY: Nino
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Dave Hoffman
BIRTHDAY: 01/14/1980
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: douglas.britt@gmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Todd Bruckman, aka "Turtle":
NAME: Bruckman, Todd
TEAM NAME: Turtle
MEMBER SINCE: 2006
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Phil Cohen
BIRTHDAY: 06/29/1971
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: tbruckman@aol.com
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 Autobiography
of Bret Carroll, aka "Moe Norman":
Thank you again for providing me with another enjoyable way to lose
some coin.
NAME: Carroll, Bret
TEAM NAME: Moe Norman
MEMBER SINCE: 2015
REFERRED BY: Jerry White
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: 10-15 lbs.
BIRTHDAY: 7/16/1972
PRESEASON COMMENTS: None
EMAIL: bretcarroll@comcast.net
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 Autobiography
of Phil Cohen, aka "Grabbag":
Go Packers!
NAME: Cohen, Phil
TEAM NAME: Grabbag
MEMBER SINCE: 2000
REFERRED BY: Aaron Rodgers
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Everyone
BIRTHDAY: 03/24/1970
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: grabbag@mac.com
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 Autobiography
of Set Cohen, aka "Spider Pig":
Go Packers!
NAME: Cohen, Seth
TEAM NAME: Spider Pig
MEMBER SINCE: 2000
REFERRED BY: Aaron Rodgers
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Jay Fischbein
BIRTHDAY: 03/30/1974
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: scohen32@gmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Tom Eidelman, aka "Tiger Cubs":
Billy Beane of Golf.
NAME: Eidelman, Tom
TEAM NAME: Tiger Cubs
MEMBER SINCE: 2015
REFERRED BY: Matt Litwack
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 4/10/1979
PRESEASON COMMENTS: None
EMAIL: teidelma@hotmail.com
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Autobiography of Kevin Eppolito, aka "Dropping a Deuce":
Had disappointing Rookie year, now no excuses
NAME: Eppolito, Kevin
TEAM NAME: Dropping a Deuce
MEMBER SINCE: 2014
REFERRED BY: Italian Stallions
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Everyone
BIRTHDAY: 03/14/1991
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: eppcoproductions@aol.com
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Autobiography of Michael Eppolito, aka "Team Royal":
I am a Fantasy golf legend
NAME: Eppolito, Michael
TEAM NAME: Team Royal
MEMBER SINCE: 2014 (Rookie)
REFERRED BY: Steve Eppolito
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 4/18/1994
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: mikey_epps@aol.com
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 Autobiography
of Steve Eppolito, aka "Sir Shankalot":
NAME: Eppolito, Steve
TEAM NAME: Sir Shankalot
MEMBER SINCE: 2008
REFERRED BY: nino
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 12/28/1961
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: eppy122861@aol.com
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 Autobiography
of jay fischbein, aka "2X Champion":
NAME: Fischbein, Jay
TEAM NAME: 2X Champion
MEMBER SINCE: 1997
REFERRED BY: Self
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Dave Hoffman
BIRTHDAY: 03/20/1973
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: jayf33@yahoo.com
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 Autobiography
of Daniel Galkin, aka "Varmint Cong":
NAME: Galkin, Daniel
TEAM NAME: Varmint Cong
MEMBER SINCE: 2002
REFERRED BY: Nino
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Nino
BIRTHDAY: 12/02/1977
PRESEASON COMMENTS: none
EMAIL: dgalkin@hotmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Brent Hannah, aka "That kangaroo stole my ball":
NAME: Hannah, Brent
TEAM NAME: That kangaroo stole my ball
MEMBER SINCE: 2015
REFERRED BY: Jake Lampert
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 7/28/1982
PRESEASON COMMENTS: How do I not have Sergio?
EMAIL: hannahbrent@hotmail.com
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Autobiography of Irvin Harrell, aka "Fairways Forever":
NAME: Harrell, Irvin
TEAM NAME: Fairways Forever
MEMBER SINCE: 2007
REFERRED BY: Jake Wagman
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 02/19/1964
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: irvin.harrell@gmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Tim Henderson , aka "Jack's Team":
NAME: Henderson , Tim
TEAM NAME: Jack's Team
MEMBER SINCE: 2010
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 05/15/1962
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: hedge_downunder@yahoo.com
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 Autobiography
of Bob Hoffman, aka "ProV1s":
NAME: Hoffman, Bob
TEAM NAME: ProV1s
MEMBER SINCE: 2010
REFERRED BY: dave
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Dave Hoffman
BIRTHDAY: 04/14/1951
PRESEASON COMMENTS: The Vito Cup is mine and so is the Nino Memorial
Tartan Jacket in 2014!!!
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 Autobiography
of David Hoffman, aka "Dingleberrries":
Andrew Zimmerman is a FAKE Seahawks fan!
NAME: Hoffman, David
TEAM NAME: Dingleberrries
MEMBER SINCE: 1999
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Dave Hoffman
BIRTHDAY: 01/18/1977
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: dzhoffma1@gmail.com
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Autobiography of Ken Hoffman, aka "H Gang":
Dave's favorite Uncle
NAME: Hoffman, Ken
TEAM NAME: H Gang
MEMBER SINCE: 2012
REFERRED BY: David Hoffman
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 02/26/1955
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: chamud2@aol.com
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 Autobiography
of Ritch Kubes, aka "JC's Hackers":
NAME: Kubes, Ritch
TEAM NAME: JC's Hackers
MEMBER SINCE: 2013
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: mm/dd/year
PRESEASON COMMENTS: None
EMAIL: ritch@shippersalliance.com
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 Autobiography
of Greg Lazerwitz, aka "Somebody's Closer!":
I'm not good at following directions.
NAME: Lazerwitz, Greg
TEAM NAME: Somebody's Closer!
MEMBER SINCE: 2015
REFERRED BY: Dave Hoffman
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 2/21/1982
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: Tazlaz@gmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Michael Litwack, aka "Wack I":
NAME: Litwack, Michael
TEAM NAME: Wack I
MEMBER SINCE: 2005
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Dusty Hoffman
BIRTHDAY: mm/dd/year
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: litwackmichael@gmail.com
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Autobiography of Kevin Lucas, aka "Be the Ball":
NAME: Lucas, Kevin
TEAM NAME: Be the Ball
MEMBER SINCE: 2009
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Ruben, Andy
BIRTHDAY: 05/29/1981
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: lucaskp1@yahoo.com
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 Autobiography
of Adam Mandel, aka "Just Say No":
NAME: Mandel, Adam
TEAM NAME: Just Say No
MEMBER SINCE: 2014
REFERRED BY: Eric Swillinger
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Everyone
BIRTHDAY: 07/14/1981
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: adammandel5@gmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Jon Oler, aka "Olerioles":
NAME: Oler, Jon
TEAM NAME: Olerioles
MEMBER SINCE: 2005
REFERRED BY: Nino
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Jeff Small
BIRTHDAY: 09/06/1973
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: oler@wisc.edu
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 Autobiography
of Eugene Osterkorn, aka "Ian 1390":
NAME: Osterkorn, Eugene
TEAM NAME: Ian 1390
MEMBER SINCE: 2013
REFERRED BY: Ken Hoffman
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 8/23/1960
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: Eosterkorn@itw.com
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 Autobiography
of Jeff Panzer, aka "Scotch, Scotch, Scotch…":
NAME: Panzer, Jeff
TEAM NAME: Scotch, Scotch, Scotch…
MEMBER SINCE: 2007
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Litwack, Michael
BIRTHDAY: 03/07/1979
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: jeffreylpanzer@gmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Geoffrey Ratliff, aka "Off Dat":
NAME: Ratliff, Geoffrey
TEAM NAME: Off Dat
MEMBER SINCE: 2011
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: 01/01/1977
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: geoffreyratliff@yahoo.com
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 Autobiography
of Andy Ruben, aka "Boardwalk Buckeyes":
Proud owner of two Golden Deusches!!!
NAME: Ruben, Andy
TEAM NAME: Boardwalk Buckeyes
MEMBER SINCE: 2013
REFERRED BY: Phil Ruben
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Phil Ruben/Kevin Lucas
BIRTHDAY: 7/21/1983
PRESEASON COMMENTS: GO BUCKEYES!!!
EMAIL: andrewlruben@hotmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Jeffrey Small, aka "Smailz Strokers":
NAME: Small, Jeffrey
TEAM NAME: Smailz Strokers
MEMBER SINCE: 1997
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Dave Hoffman
BIRTHDAY: 10/29/1972
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: iamdrsmall@yahoo.com
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 Autobiography
of Tim Spiegelglass, aka "<<<<<<<<<<FUNINO>>>>>>>>>>":
NAME: Spiegelglass, Tim
TEAM NAME: <<<<<<<<<<FUNINO>>>>>>>>>>
MEMBER SINCE: 2013
REFERRED BY: FU
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: No Vote
BIRTHDAY: mm/dd/year
PRESEASON COMMENTS: Why do I have to fill out this fucking form every
year
EMAIL: tim@spiegelglass-gc.com
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 Autobiography
of Eric Swillinger, aka "Team Hemorrhoids":
Rub'ma Balls and Lick'em
NAME: Swillinger, Eric
TEAM NAME: Team Hemorrhoids
MEMBER SINCE: 2013
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Jeff Small
BIRTHDAY: 07/09/1978
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: eric@straightupsolar.com
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 Autobiography
of Michael Traub, aka "DOC":
NAME: Traub, Michael
TEAM NAME: DOC
MEMBER SINCE: 2008
REFERRED BY:
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Hoffman, Dusty
BIRTHDAY: 12/04/1975
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: traubml@yahoo.com
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Autobiography of Aaron Vickar, aka "Team Denmark":
NAME: Vickar, Aaron
TEAM NAME: Team Denmark
MEMBER SINCE: 2001
REFERRED BY: Nino
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Dave Hoffman
BIRTHDAY: 01/01/1976
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: auggie90@gmail.com
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 Autobiography
of Jerry White, aka "Chuck Schick":
Trying to keep the Vito Cup in Portland. If I don't defend, there
could be a hostage situation.
NAME: White, Jerry
TEAM NAME: Chuck Schick
MEMBER SINCE: 2011
REFERRED BY: Chris Amistadi
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Amistadi, Chris
BIRTHDAY: 6/29/1968
PRESEASON COMMENTS: Suck It Tower Tee Bag
EMAIL: amodeir@comcast.net
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 Autobiography
of Ryan Whitney, aka "Twig and Berries":
All charges dismissed!
NAME: Whitney, Ryan
TEAM NAME: Twig and Berries
MEMBER SINCE: 2010
REFERRED BY: Jeff Panzer
WHO I WANT TO FINISH LAST: Tom Ducote
BIRTHDAY: 03/16/1971
PRESEASON COMMENTS:
EMAIL: ryanwhitney71@me.com
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