Saturday, December 7, 2019 at TOPGOLF Chesterfield, Missouri

The latest edition of the Nino Memorial, which took place on December 7, 2019, was a tournament for the ages. The participants chose an alternative venue for this year’s rendition of the event - Topgolf. The target-style play grew sloppy at times due to ripples in the fabric of space-time. Nonetheless, that failed to put a chink in the armor of the mighty Team Noodles-Eagleglass. In fact, players at the tee box reported the ripples to have actually aided Eagleglass’ play (at times). While Noodles had a few good money shots, Eagleglass carried his team to victory in the end. This is Eagleglass’ 4th overall title in the long-standing annual scramble. Noodles captured his first title with this year’s win. When reached for comment, Judge Toolman replied by email through a representative that he remains “disappointed” about the random pairing selections, which is typical of his periodic shenanigans related to the procedural aspects of the tournament in years past. Nonetheless, all other participants had a solid time, and enjoyed celebrating the champions Chesterfield Valley-style.

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